Dhdhdhdgshd's definitions

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

WinkyPinky

winkypinky is someone who rubs fake tan all over themselves and sleeps in their fake tan without washing it off. sometimes they enjoy sleeping in their tan for so long they end up shitting or pissing all over themselves as they sleep, which results in a foul and strong aroma.

“Kyle is such a winkypinky, his fake tan is so sticky and wet”

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

Rakapaka

Rakapaka is somebody who enjoys poo so much they put it up their bum and eat it, they sometimes also put it in their ears and nostrils. Some people even rub poo onto their teeth and skin because they think it helps prevent acne

My brother is such a rakapaka, he won’t stop eating poo!

by Dhdhdhdgshd December 16, 2024

west lothian happy ending

when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix

im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit

by Dhdhdhdgshd August 12, 2025