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blasphemous girl

The original blasphemous girl - Miss Tairrie B of my ruin.
Any self-confessed Ruiner who can't get enough of Brutal language, love, violence, religion and sex.
I am a BLASPHEMOUS GIRL....
Torture me with timelessness, worship my fist with every kiss, resurrection of my pain, drag me down your memory lane, introduce me to devotion, leave me numb with no emotion.
by Devonian Delia April 18, 2006
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gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"
by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
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rex hunt fishing tool

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!
by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
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