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Definitions by Devonian Delia

itschme literaly means "it's me" but is must be uttered quickly in a monosyllabic fashion. It can be used in place of hello, but can also be used as an action in the past, present or future tense. To itschme somewhere...
Let's itschme our friendly faces in the pub.
itschme by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006

Friendly face 

A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objectify yourself.
"Let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister"
"We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"
Friendly face by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006
A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.
"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"
Shrouse by Devonian Delia January 10, 2006