gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"
by Devonian Delia September 05, 2006
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pod

An mp3 player - derives from the original iPod, but obviously pod sounds more amusing and appropriate while on a train full of zombie-like commuters
They were all sitting on the train their pods on
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my ruin

The best god damn band ever to grace the world of rock!
My Ruin are a 4 piece fronted by Tairrie B formally of Tura Satana, her guitar man Mr Mick Metal Murph is her long-term partner in crime and together they have a side project called The LVRS.
My Ruin is awesome, pure, honest and brutal rock and roll music with a passion and sparkle that is equalled by none.
Nowadays it's easy to be swayed by images portrayed.
MY RUIN
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