Definitions by Detective John Kimble

Chameleon 

A person who can adapt and fit in to any group or situation and make it work to their advantage. Be it defensive, predatory, or for camaraderie.
Alpha's hate these dude, as they basically do whatever they want and completely get away with it.

Kaiser Soze was a chameleon.

Chameleon by detective john kimble November 13, 2013

Cockfag 

Code name assigned to John F. Kerry during 2004 presidential campaign.

"Cockfag has left the building."

Cockfag by Detective John Kimble October 28, 2004

goymersexual 

Someone who is obviously gay, no matter how many times he/she marries someone of the opposite sex.

Married or not, that guy's a goymersexual

goymersexual by Detective John Kimble September 15, 2003