Desmond Doggie's definitions

tit fight

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024

dogaracts

Cataracts in dogs

My dog cannot see, I think he has dogaracts

by Desmond Doggie November 1, 2022

sepmyapology

Abbreviation of the sentence “sorry do you accept my apology?”

Regretting his outburst and embarrassed at calling Jane a battleship, Peter offered a whispered ‘sepmyapology’

by Desmond Doggie January 14, 2021