Definitions by Desi Goodness

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Spank-o-Vision 

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

Spank-o-Vision by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Newhouse 

Short for the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications at Syracuse University - the finest communications school in the United States.

Applying to Newhouse? Bring your 3.9 GPA.

Newhouse by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006