Definitions by Desi Dukes

Alaskan Crockpot 

Begins by first slapping your lover across the face with a frozen salmon, followed by a crockpot.

Damn. LayJah gave her man one helluva Alaskan Crockpot.

Alaskan Crockpot by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Horizontal Shortbus 

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae], Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

Horizontal Shortbus by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Dusty Roomba 

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

Dusty Roomba by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017