DeserTynker's definitions

chingado soup

Soup that is quickly made from lesser quality ingredients.

Would you like some chingado soup, I don't have time to make stew.

by DeserTynker December 10, 2019

svedka sickness

When your coworker calls in two days in a row because of puking and diareah.

So hungover, had to call in a second day with svedka sickness..

by DeserTynker August 9, 2020

Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.

Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!

by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

Pelosid

Accusing someone of a Lie

Dude got Pelosid and lost his job!

by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

anmartiworski

Anmartiworski- An adult who does not know how to use a credit card

This anmartiworski comes in every morning and still doesn't know how a credit card works.

by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

Envogued

Envogued- Never gonna get it.. (Due to an unfortunate set of circumstances leading you directly into the friend zone.)

I tried to ask out my crush but I was envogued

by DeserTynker March 6, 2021

TGDH

TGDH- Totally goddamned horny

Night shift giving morning wood twice a day, got me TGDH..

by DeserTynker April 2, 2021