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Saint Briggsy's Day

When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006
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whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006
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Briggsysaurus

The only dinosaur still in existence. Known only as a fossil until very recently when a male specimen turned up in an art gallery trying to get off with an overweight Down's Syndrome man. Plans to keep the creature in captivity have been shelved as it has such a vile odour.
Who's the hideous man trying to get off with the fat spacker?

That's not a man. That's a Briggsysaurus.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006
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