Definitions by Des Lynam's Love-Gland

whale surfing 

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

whale surfing by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

Little Miss Briggsy 

The pseudonym used by grotesque midgets when they "Tranny-up" in order to pick up rough men in gay bars.

That Little Miss Briggsy makes me sick. I've just seen him go home with two big Germans in lederhosen

Little Miss Briggsy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

briggsysexual 

Used to describe someone who has heterosexual inclinations but practices homosexuality in order to fit in with their arty friends.

Oi arty dwarf boy. I saw you gobbling that artist outside the club the other night. Didn't know you were gay.

Oh I'm not gay, I'm Briggsysexual. I only suck cocks because it makes me look oh so boho.

briggsysexual by Des Lynam's Love-Gland August 22, 2006