Little Miss Briggsy

The pseudonym used by grotesque midgets when they "Tranny-up" in order to pick up rough men in gay bars.
That Little Miss Briggsy makes me sick. I've just seen him go home with two big Germans in lederhosen
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 05, 2006
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Briggsyccino

A hot beverage, popular in art circles, comprising scrounged coffee, cadged milk and stolen sugar. Invented by and named after Briggsy, the famous art dwarf who boasted that he'd never paid for a coffee in his life.
What's that you're drinking you vile little shit?

Its a Briggsyccino.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland October 11, 2006
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Briggsysaurus

The only dinosaur still in existence. Known only as a fossil until very recently when a male specimen turned up in an art gallery trying to get off with an overweight Down's Syndrome man. Plans to keep the creature in captivity have been shelved as it has such a vile odour.
Who's the hideous man trying to get off with the fat spacker?

That's not a man. That's a Briggsysaurus.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 08, 2006
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