1 definition by Derrick Leslie
/ˈblo͞omiNG/
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.
by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022