Definitions by Derrick & Brian Coop

Shwatting my nerf 

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

Shwatting my nerf by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwatting my nerf 

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

Shwatting my nerf by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwatting the nerf 

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

Shwatting the nerf by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Bosphonic 

The white of an egg ,shot up the bum with a bicycle pump.

Derrick & Brian Coop of Warwickshire

Used in a humorous way....
"If you don't behave, you'll be getting a bosphonic"!!...

Bosphonic by Derrick & Brian Coop December 25, 2022