DerpleDerplesson's definitions

Poosta

Chunky bits of stool, caused by constipation from consuming too much processed ramen, or other noodle based, instant pour and mix meals. Deadly disease, often suffered by freshmen college students.

Luca: Hey Franky, wanna go grab some meat bawls at my uncle's before studying for the finals?
Francis: Naw, he'll shame me in front of the entire family again for getting da poosta...

by DerpleDerplesson July 5, 2023