Definitions by Derekthegiraffe

user pick

when a guy steals a girl from his boyfriend, or just hooks up with her

"hey look at that hot girl!!!"
"dude she has a boyfriend!"
"im gona user pick that shit"

Merch

When dancing "freaky" with a girl, the man (or women) reaches his head around and sucks face with the partner.

Derek giraffed Ali while she was grinding her sweet ass on his cock.

Merch