Derek R.'s definitions

wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

by Derek R. August 8, 2006