Definitions by Derek Danksworth

critter dick 

Someone who keeps small animals, that keep their furry lil arses to the back of the cage...

"yeah I love breeding with guinea pigs, I mean breeding guinea pigs...."

"hehe.... man your such a critter dick"

critter dick by Derek Danksworth July 20, 2008

conker crack 

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

conker crack by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

rumpole 

Ugly looking person with Pok marked face.

Name coined from UK tv series Rumpole of the bailey who Rumpole, a barrister known for his tough cross examinations and rough complexion,paper mach'e drinkers nose and grumpy disposition. Good barrister though god rest his soul...

"heh look at that rumpole sitting over there,nasa could test their luna rover on that terrain...."

rumpole by Derek Danksworth June 24, 2005