A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
by Dentura Hogfloss April 08, 2009
After comparing the lousy tattoo art choices both Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus have made I am becoming more and more suspicious that the Jusley Biebrus theory is true.
by Dentura Hogfloss January 14, 2014
A condition that many females who attend Burning Man come back home with. Not associated with the alkalai dust of the playa or dehydration, this STD is associated with the lack of good judgment rampant at the annual event.
Violet Blue's article at SFGate.com on the popularity of STD clinics in San Francisco the week after Burning Man is further evidence of the Burning Clam theory.
by Dentura Hogfloss November 21, 2007