Van Noy

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

by Dennis Miller February 16, 2005

HIDTA

Where Patty Balls used to work until the President cut the funding. Find him now back at Fleet Services.

just another gubmint program cut by da man

by Dennis Miller February 16, 2005