Definitions by Dennis Miller

Van Noy 

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

Van Noy by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005

HIDTA 

Where Patty Balls used to work until the President cut the funding. Find him now back at Fleet Services.

just another gubmint program cut by da man

HIDTA by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005