Definitions by Denim Allis

Pooplextion

When you eat so much crappy ass food that you can’t shit for days and then you get dirty ass zits on your face.

Roy: You look like you are going through puberty again.

Rachel: Nope. That’s just my pooplextion, Roy.

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When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

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