Definitions by Demon Hoss

Softimus Prime 

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.

Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days

Softimus Prime by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011

Starbroad 

A girl who has an addiction to Starbucks and extensive knowledge of their menu aka list of uber-syllabic drinks.

Person A: "Is that Jenna with another tall half-skinny half-1 percent extra hot split quad shot latte with whip?"

Person B: "Yeah she's a fuckin starbroad"

Starbroad by Demon Hoss April 4, 2010