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slugcock

an uncircumcised penis so unnaturally smooth and pasty to where it looks like a slug

"Have you seen PewDiePie's nudes yet? That fucking thing is a MONSTER of a slugcock."

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Adj. Adverb. A stupid, retarded elder.

Lol, it's Halloween. Let's go give shit to the postronomous.