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Little wag 

Little wag is gangster two trays cross eyed doggie sidekick, and is the dog embodiment of asthma
Two trays: come on little wag let’s go

Little wag: *incoherent wheezing

Little wag 

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid
Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

two trays 

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.
The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.