Definitely not Scott 's definitions

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Scott

Ginger fucking midget cunt, no one loves him (except emmet) hes short asf and no one wants to be around him, hes also annoying asf, hes also a chinky BASTARD

Girl 1: Do you know Scott

Girl 2: Yes why?

Girl 1: Do you like him?

Girl 2: nah hes a ginger cunt

by Definitely not Scott October 29, 2019