Definite Article's definitions

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

ass-bo

n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.

I'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up!

Joanna's ass-bo was excruciatingly painful.

by Definite Article March 1, 2010

flaunne

Adjective. The state of being a dramatic penis: flammable and inflammable, and custard-like at the same time. The anti-Fonz. Douchey.

I thought Wayne was more of a metaphysical turducken – moody and hard to understand – but he really is rather flaunne, instead. Just look at his hair.

by Definite Article October 4, 2011