kirk douglas

To be up by a stroke in golf.

Well I birdied and you saved par, so looks like im up by a kirk douglas

by Deeznuts July 31, 2007

fluffle-stixs

When pubic hair becomes hard and almost brittle when semen dries on it.

I didnt have a towel and now I have fluffle-stixs

by Deeznuts December 10, 2004

thunder jammer

While performing the sacred art of the one legger from behind, one can pause, look, and appreciate the ASSets in front of you as you begin to wail on the cheeks as if they were speed punching bags at your local gym.

Yo B! check out the badonkadaonk on that filth, id give my left nut to giver her the thunder jammer.

by Deeznuts May 20, 2006

Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers

He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice

by Deeznuts February 02, 2017