Lorrainification

a. Receiving credit and congratulations for doing a task well while actually performing said task poorly.
b. Being paid for performing tasks that don’t exist.
c. The practice of general buffoonery while being lauded as competent.

I’m getting an award tonight for being good at my job, so I’m going to work really hard to avoid lorrainification.

by Deek Windsome October 14, 2011