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One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.
Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.
by Deeeez Nutts June 13, 2007
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The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
by Deeeez Nutts June 10, 2007
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