Deeeez Nutts's definitions

Grufus

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

Aquadump

The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.

Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."

by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007