DeeZnuts's definitions

thunder jammer

While performing the sacred art of the one legger from behind, one can pause, look, and appreciate the ASSets in front of you as you begin to wail on the cheeks as if they were speed punching bags at your local gym.

Yo B! check out the badonkadaonk on that filth, id give my left nut to giver her the thunder jammer.

by Deeznuts May 20, 2006

Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers

He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice

by Deeznuts February 2, 2017

kirk douglas

To be up by a stroke in golf.

Well I birdied and you saved par, so looks like im up by a kirk douglas

by Deeznuts July 31, 2007

regis'd

To over-enthusiastically express emotion over any trivial detail, sort of how Regis Philbin would do!

Using a voice similar to his is key!

Hey!!! are those new shoe's!!! wow!! thats awesome!!!!

(yelling in line at a restaurant while jumping) Stewarts orange drink is the best IN THE WORLD!!! while embarrasing your friends

When your the victim, your friends can say you just got Regis'd

by Deeznuts September 6, 2005