Crushing Palm

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

by Decker Manning July 01, 2013

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning March 25, 2016

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.

That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.

by Decker Manning July 31, 2015

Sunday Sexiness

Working out on a Sunday to improve your sexiness.

Today is Sunday Sexiness, man. We're goin' on a 17 mile run today. Just takin' it nice and slow. It's kinda a lighter day.

by Decker Manning August 17, 2009

Coors Latte

Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.

Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.

by Decker Manning March 30, 2016