Decker Manning's definitions

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.

That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.

by Decker Manning September 2, 2015

Crushing Palm

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

by Decker Manning July 23, 2013

Coors Latte

Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.

Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.

by Decker Manning July 2, 2016

Sunday Sexiness

Working out on a Sunday to improve your sexiness.

Today is Sunday Sexiness, man. We're goin' on a 17 mile run today. Just takin' it nice and slow. It's kinda a lighter day.

by Decker Manning August 17, 2009

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning July 9, 2016