Definitions by Decker Manning

nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

nothing to shake your dick at by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

Coors Latte 

Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.

Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.

Coors Latte by Decker Manning July 2, 2016

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.

That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.

Butthurt Marveltard by Decker Manning September 2, 2015

Crushing Palm 

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

Crushing Palm by Decker Manning July 23, 2013

Sunday Sexiness 

Working out on a Sunday to improve your sexiness.

Today is Sunday Sexiness, man. We're goin' on a 17 mile run today. Just takin' it nice and slow. It's kinda a lighter day.

Sunday Sexiness by Decker Manning August 17, 2009