Definitions by Dear internet, How dare you

junktan 

naked sunbathing

going to the nudist beach gonna get my junktan on

junktan by Dear internet, How dare you March 13, 2015

bummerfucker

bummerfucker for those that indulge in anus penetration

I've pulled he/she looks like a bummerfucker

bummerfucker by Dear internet, How dare you March 3, 2015