Definitions by Dean Wilton

Tardknuckle

A person so righteously and unapologetically stubborn in their ignorance that their mental faculties are in question.

I support women’s rights, because I’m not a Christian conservative tardknuckle from Alabama.

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Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.

Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.

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