Definitions by Deaf Drummer

A.B.S. 

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

A.B.S. by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

religious insurgent 

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.

The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

religious insurgent by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008