A person that loves doing stupid shit & looks like a clown, but is not a clown. They love honking horns & squeezing red noses like a clown, but they aren't one. They'll throw a pie in your face & where big shoes all day bit they aren't a clown. The closer you are to one, the stronger the smell of horseshit becomes, but a Clowm is still not a Clown. At the end of the day a Clowm is just some retard that wants to be loved, but if they ever get compared to a clown they will cut your head off.
Topher: "Man that fucking idiot was a clown!"
Harrison: "Bro chill you know that moron was a clowm not a clown."
Topher: "Nah that fat retard was a clown!"
*Clowm slowly approaches*
Clowm: "What the fuck did you just call me!?"
Harrison: "Oh shit."
Topher: "A fucking clown because you are one. Maybe next time do something more clever than taking your wig off & putting it on my friends head, then laughing like a fucking idiot."
*Clowm cuts Topher's head off*
Harrison: "Bro chill you know that moron was a clowm not a clown."
Topher: "Nah that fat retard was a clown!"
*Clowm slowly approaches*
Clowm: "What the fuck did you just call me!?"
Harrison: "Oh shit."
Topher: "A fucking clown because you are one. Maybe next time do something more clever than taking your wig off & putting it on my friends head, then laughing like a fucking idiot."
*Clowm cuts Topher's head off*
by Deadly Saboteur March 17, 2025