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An upper-class hamlet in Southern New Jersey known for its wealthy residents, residential neighborhoods, and stylish and smart teenagers. Linwood teens vacation on Long Beach Island, take Advanced Placement and Honors classes, and wear Uggs. They also drive expensive cars like Jaguars, BMWs, and Rolls Royces and are envied by less wealthy kids.
That girl is carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag, wearing an Alexander McQueen fur wrap, a shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch, a belt from Dolce & Gabbana, a skirt from Dior, and Ugg boots. She must be from Linwood.
by Deacon Sharpe September 14, 2008
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