Definitions by De piemelneuker

Valpen 

If you have sex with yourself but from an alternate universe

Dude 1: yoo i just did a valpen
Dude 2: ayo the multiverse is real?

Valpen by De piemelneuker March 31, 2022

piemelneuker

Some dude who likes fucking penisses

"Mike": yo that guy is a piemelneuker

"Robin": so he is gay?

piemelneuker by De piemelneuker November 22, 2021