Valpen

If you have sex with yourself but from an alternate universe

Dude 1: yoo i just did a valpen
Dude 2: ayo the multiverse is real?

by De piemelneuker March 31, 2022

piemelneuker

Some dude who likes fucking penisses

"Mike": yo that guy is a piemelneuker

"Robin": so he is gay?

by De piemelneuker November 22, 2021