2 definitions by Dazzy Def
Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.
"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def
by Dazzy Def October 15, 2008
On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law
"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
by Dazzy Def October 15, 2008