Dawn Keedic's definitions

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

Truck Driver Fart

An intense fart from the bowels of hell

"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"

by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012

Marcy handshake

When you diddle a man's grapes with the tips of your fingers in a rhythmic motion - usually while a "deedle deedle deedle" noise occurs in the background.

Dude, I got this chick wasted at the bar and she totally gave me a Marcy handshake in the handicapped stall of the mens room!

by Dawn Keedic July 25, 2009

NOCGFY

NOCGFY = No one cares, go fuck yourself. Popularized on internet message boards

Desy posted a new thread about how much she ate last night, and I replied with "NOCGFY".

by Dawn Keedic January 1, 2009