David from Kingsbury's definitions

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

egg and spoon

Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.

'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005