Definitions by David from Kingsbury

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

crot by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

noggies 

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

noggies by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

ehh ehh 

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

ehh ehh by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003