horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

drop one

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning

Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003