David from Cumming's definitions

snot dump

A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.

dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....

dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.

by David from Cumming December 20, 2010

allurism

The practice of finding and sharing the most alluring qualities of a person through artistic expression.

A portrait by a photographer well versed in allurism will easily add +3 to your 1-10 rating.

allure desirable fascinating charming attractive beautiful

by David from Cumming August 9, 2016

Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024