David VanDyke's definitions

Hannibal Hand Job

When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.

Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.

by David VanDyke November 8, 2006