David Spy's definitions

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

Cloudy Lemonade

The Cloudy Lemonade is a trick in which you ejaculate, tip the end of your foreskin to stop it from escaping, and then go for a piss, hence Cloudy Lemonade.

" I was gonna shoot my load, but i decided to do a good ol Cloudy Lemonade instead! "

by David Spy January 6, 2025

Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021