David Le Ber's definitions

jazz

the coolest, freest, and yet deepest music humans have ever made

Listen to those crazy cats wailing out that sexy jazz.

by David Le Ber September 4, 2003

Clarinet

warm, noble, bright-sounding instrument when played by a GOOD player

anyone who thinks clarinet's a piece of crap: hey, how well can u play it? maybe u have not seen a good clarinetist yet...

by David Le Ber September 4, 2003