David Holland's definitions

HEAVE STICKEY

The act of a man taking a picture of his penis while simultaneously producing a bowel movement on a toilet and then texting it to another person.

This dude didn't just send me a nasty dick pic, he pulled a Heave Stickey.

by David Holland October 16, 2025

Re-Leeves

A politician or journalist who uses Chat GPT to generate all their written material.

State Representative __________ has no mind of his own. He Re-Leeves his brain and has Chat GPT write all of his positions and social posts.

by David Holland December 30, 2025

Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.

State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.

by David Holland January 12, 2026

Finger Sucking Jody

An elected official who is so perverted that he tries to suck on everyone's fingers. He finger sucks as both a negotiation tool and an odd fetish.

That guy is a real sicko. He tried to pull a Finger Sucking Jody and suck on my fingers during a meeting. I got a first hand encounter with his uvula.

by David Holland January 29, 2026