Definitions by David Holland
Meet Me at the Fountain
A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.
State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.
Meet Me at the Fountain by David Holland January 12, 2026
Re-Leeves
State Representative __________ has no mind of his own. He Re-Leeves his brain and has Chat GPT write all of his positions and social posts.
Re-Leeves by David Holland December 30, 2025
HEAVE STICKEY
The act of a man taking a picture of his penis while simultaneously producing a bowel movement on a toilet and then texting it to another person.
HEAVE STICKEY by David Holland October 16, 2025