David Holland's definitions

Finger Sucking Jody

An elected official who is so perverted that he tries to suck on everyone's fingers. He finger sucks as both a negotiation tool and an odd fetish.

That guy is a real sicko. He tried to pull a Finger Sucking Jody and suck on my fingers during a meeting. I got a first hand encounter with his uvula.

by David Holland January 29, 2026

Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.

State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.

by David Holland January 12, 2026

Re-Leeves

A politician or journalist who uses Chat GPT to generate all their written material.

State Representative __________ has no mind of his own. He Re-Leeves his brain and has Chat GPT write all of his positions and social posts.

by David Holland December 30, 2025

HEAVE STICKEY

The act of a man taking a picture of his penis while simultaneously producing a bowel movement on a toilet and then texting it to another person.

This dude didn't just send me a nasty dick pic, he pulled a Heave Stickey.

by David Holland October 16, 2025