Definitions by David Hastie

Piggy Parade 

A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.

Q. Did you see that group of skanks?
A. Yes. I saw the Piggy Parade pass through a few minutes ago.

Piggy Parade by David Hastie January 13, 2009

Bonage 

An erection, boner, stiffy.

That girl gave me some serious bonage.

Bonage by David Hastie July 30, 2008

Corn Shark 

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

Corn Shark by David Hastie December 15, 2004