David Hastie's definitions

Bonage

An erection, boner, stiffy.

That girl gave me some serious bonage.

by David Hastie July 30, 2008

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

Piggy Parade

A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.

Q. Did you see that group of skanks?
A. Yes. I saw the Piggy Parade pass through a few minutes ago.

by David Hastie January 13, 2009