Definitions by David Costello

Amoebacorn 

a small amoeba with a unicorn-like horn on it made of silicon. It is the smallest of the mythical beasts and lives in people's hair. Its main predator is fat bald men.

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There is an amoebacorn outbreak in my school so we're getting fat bald men to kill them off.

Amoebacorn by David Costello September 18, 2007

Catburn 

An itchy penis.

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"Oh man, this catburn is killing me!"

Catburn by David Costello June 17, 2007