Definitions by David Chatterton

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

shit-tarted by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

banhammered by David Chatterton February 5, 2005