Definitions by David "D-Na$ty" Locher

Mulching

The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.

Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.

Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!