Dave The Meme King's definitions

Touchbase

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe

Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

by Dave The Meme King July 8, 2023

Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022