Definitions by Dave The Meme King

Touchbase

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe

Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me