Definitions by Dave Taylor

Wilko

Motorcycle Policeman

That shit cunt Wilko is up on the mountain harrassing motorcyclists again.

Wilko by Dave Taylor August 25, 2021

carey claw 

the method of wanking, unlike the ordinary way, it is where the hand is in the shape of a claw and it moves up and down which can give pleasure.

person 1: im gonna have a wank
person 2: have a carey claw instead, its better

carey claw by dave taylor August 11, 2007