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Definitions by Dave Sirus

Combination of Smart and Mark, Mark meaning a wrestling fan who believes (or temporarily suspends his disbelief) in pro wrestling. The Smark is the fan who knows wrestling is choreographed, but appreciates it on a higher level.
I know he saw the chair coming, it's still cool, I'm a Smark!
Smark by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

sell chairs 

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack
Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.
sell chairs by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

reservoir dog 

A rat. Slang term for one who snitches to the police, or is an undercover police officer themselves. Origin comes from the great size of rats living in and around reservoirs.
The police know about our heist because Mr. Orange is a reservoir dog
reservoir dog by Dave Sirus February 9, 2005