Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
by Dave F December 11, 2003
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Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.
Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.
by Dave F October 28, 2004
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